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Algebra Jokes 📚📐📏 in 2025

Why did ⅕ go to the masseuse?
– Because it was two-tenths!

There are three kinds of people in the world:
– Those who can count and those who can’t.

Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?
– It’s easy as pi!

My old girlfriend wanted me to do her college algebra homework for her
– But frankly, I didn’t want to solve for ex

Why was the student confused when he went from English class to math class?
– Because he was taught that a double negative in English is bad, but in math, it’s a positive.

Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur’s table?
– Sir Cumference. How did he get so round? He ate too many π’s.

Which weighs more 16 ounces of soda or a pound of solid gold?
– Answer: They both weigh the same.

Algebra was easy for the Romans.
– X was always 10.

I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.

What are ten things you can always count on?
– Your fingers.

Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
– Because it’s never right.

Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
– Its parents wouldn’t cosine.

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?
– It has a lot of problems.

What do geometry teachers have decorating their floor?
– Area rugs!

How do we know the fractions, x/c, y/c, and z/c, are all in Europe?
– They’re all over c’s!

How do you stay warm in any room?
– Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.

Pi was fighting with an imaginary number: “Get real,” pi said. “Be rational,” the imaginary number said.

Why are rappers so afraid of algebra?
– Cause X gonna give it to ya

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