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Algebra Jokes 📚📐📏 in 2025

Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
– It was 3 feet deep — on average.

I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trigonometry, I’ll even do statistics.
– But graphing is where I draw the line!

How does a mathematician plow fields?
– With a pro-tractor.

Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
– Because it had more cents!

What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?
– A Roamin’ numeral.

Why was math class so long?
– The teacher kept going off on a tangent.

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve used algebra in my life
– I’d have *n* dollars

Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?
– The directions said, “Put it in the oven at 180°”.

Why did the student get upset when her teacher called her average?
– It was a ‘mean’ thing to say.

Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
– She’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?
– Geometry

Math is easy!
– If there is one thing I learned in High school it’s that, relationships are like algebra, you look at your X and wonder Y.

Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?
– It improved di-vision.

Why did seven eat nine?
– Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

I’ll do algebra, and I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics.
– But graphing is where I draw the line!

Redneck Algebra
– First base with your second cousin three times on the fourth of July.

Parallel lines have so much in common …
– It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

What did the spelling book say to the math book?
– “I know I can count on you!”

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