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Algebra Jokes 📚📐📏 in 2025

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
– Pumpkin Pi!

I will never date a girl who doesn’t understand algebra jokes
– That’s why my x is no longer in the equation

Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago…
– I’m really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?

Why was six afraid of seven?
– Because seven, eight, nine!

Did you hear the one about the statistician?
– Probably.

The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.
– But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

I got in trouble in Algebra class today and had to stay after class for detention.
– I didn’t enjoy the aftermath.

What shape is usually waiting for you inside a Starbucks?
– A line.

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator…
– But only a fraction would understand.

Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common?
– It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Have you heard the latest stats joke?
– Probably…

I hope they never ban algebra…
– Think of the aftermath!

Surgeon: Nurse, I have so many patients. Who do I work on first?
– Nurse: Simple, follow the order of operations.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
– Pumpkin Pi.

Why can’t you trust a math teacher holding graphing paper?
– They must be plotting something.

I have a fetish for doing algebra
– I’ve come to terms with that

What’s the difference between algebra and women?
– I never use algebra.

A talking sheepdog rounds up all the sheep into the pen for his farmer.
– He comes back and says, “Okay, Chief — all 40 sheep accounted for”.
– The farmer says, “But I’ve counted them and I’ve only got 36!”
– The sheepdog replies, “I know, but I rounded them up.”

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