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Algebra Jokes 📚📐📏 in 2025

I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.

What are ten things you can always count on?
– Your fingers.

Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
– Because it’s never right.

Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
– Its parents wouldn’t cosine.

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?
– It has a lot of problems.

What do geometry teachers have decorating their floor?
– Area rugs!

How do we know the fractions, x/c, y/c, and z/c, are all in Europe?
– They’re all over c’s!

How do you stay warm in any room?
– Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.

Pi was fighting with an imaginary number: “Get real,” pi said. “Be rational,” the imaginary number said.

Why are rappers so afraid of algebra?
– Cause X gonna give it to ya

What tool is best suited for math?
– Multi-pliers.

What’s the official animal of Pi day?
– The Pi-thon!

How do you make time fly?
– Throw a clock out the window!

A clerk at the butcher shop is 6 feet tall and wears size 10 shoes. What does he weigh?
– Meat. He works at the butcher’s shop.

“When am I ever gonna use this?” Asked the student to the algebra teacher
– “Well you won’t, but one of the smart kids might” he replied cheerfully

What did the triangle say to the circle?
– “You’re pointless.”

There are three kinds of people in this world.
– Those who can count and those who can’t.

Why was the equal sign so humble?
– Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

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