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Algebra Jokes 📚📐📏 in 2025

Why was algebra so easy for the Romans?
– X was always 10!

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

– They’re just really stupid.

How do you solve any equation?
– Multiply both sides by zero.

Why did Pi get its driver’s license revoked?
– Because it didn’t know when to stop.

Why did the kid always wear glasses during math class?
– They improve di-vision.

I like linear algebra
– It’s straight forward

Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships…
– …it always wants people to find it’s x.

Do you know what’s odd?
– Every other number!

How are a dollar and the moon similar?
– They both have four quarters!

What’s the best way to serve pi?
– A la mode. Anything else is mean.

Which animal aced our Elementary Algebra exam?
– The g-raph.

Did you hear about the over-educated circle?
– It has 360°!

Which king loved fractions?
– Henry the ⅛.

Why should you never talk to Pi?
– Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.

I would tell you a joke about an infinite line…
– But it doesn’t have an endpoint.

A student brings a slingshot to algebra class and fires gum at the professor
– It was a weapon of math disruption.

Which tables do you not have to learn?
– Dinner tables!

You should never start a conversation with Pi.
– It’ll just go on and on forever.

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