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Algebra Jokes 📚📐📏 in 2025

A talking sheepdog rounds up all the sheep into the pen for his farmer.
– He comes back and says, “Okay, Chief — all 40 sheep accounted for”.
– The farmer says, “But I’ve counted them and I’ve only got 36!”
– The sheepdog replies, “I know, but I rounded them up.”

Why was the student upset when his teacher called him average?
– It was a mean thing to say!

How do you get from point A to point B?
– Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.

Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles?
– Because there’s no point.

How are a dollar and the moon similar?
– They both have four quarters!

Dear Algebra, stop trying to find your x. They’re never coming back
— don’t ask y.

What do parallel lines and vegetarians have in common?
– They never meat.

What does the little mermaid wear to her maths classes?
– An algebra

I met a math teacher who had 12 children.
– She really knows how to multiply!

Mathematician: πr2(Pi r squared).
– Baker: No! Pies are round and cakes are square!

Are monsters good at math?
– Not unless you Count Dracula.

What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?
– Summer.

Why did young Ewan McGregor refuse to do Algebra homework?
– Only a Sith deals in absolutes

The President of the United States delivered a speech in Algeria recently…
– “I would first like to apologise to the fine people of Algeria that I can not address them in their own language. Unfortunately, I was never that good at algebra.”

I hired an odd man to do eight jobs for me.
– When I got back, he’d only done jobs one, three, five, and seven.

Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal?
– Because she would have to convert.

Why should you never mention the number 2885?
– Because it’s “two” gross.

Why did the Atheist fail algebra?
– He didn’t believe in higher powers.

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