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Algebra Jokes 📚📐📏 in 2025

What do you call a person who uses algebraic equations to calculate coffin sizes?
– A mathemortician.

Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?
– Because she sprained her angle.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
– A friend you can count on.

Why do plants hate math?
– It gives them square roots.

What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
– A roamin’ numeral

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

– They’re afraid of the radicals

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
– He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why is statistics never anyone’s favorite subject?
– It’s just average.

Why did the triangle make the basketball team over the square?
– He always made three-pointers.

What do the Backstreet Boys and Algebra teachers have in common?
– They both want you to tell them Y.

What does a mathematical mermaid wear when she can’t find her seashells?
– An algebra.

Do you know what seems odd to me?
– Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.

Why did the two fours skip lunch?
– They already eight!

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
– To get to the same side.

Relationships are like algebra.
– You look at your x and wander y.

I had an argument with a 90° angle.
– It turns out it was right.

How do you make seven an even number?
– Remove the S.

What do you call dudes who love math?
– Algebros.

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