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Algebra Jokes 📚📐📏 in 2024

What’s the official animal of Pi day?
– The Pi-thon!

How do you make time fly?
– Throw a clock out the window!

A clerk at the butcher shop is 6 feet tall and wears size 10 shoes. What does he weigh?
– Meat. He works at the butcher’s shop.

“When am I ever gonna use this?” Asked the student to the algebra teacher
– “Well you won’t, but one of the smart kids might” he replied cheerfully

What did the triangle say to the circle?
– “You’re pointless.”

There are three kinds of people in this world.
– Those who can count and those who can’t.

Why was the equal sign so humble?
– Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

What do you call a mathematician who spent all summer at the beach?
– A tan gent.

My mom keeps trying to tell me the importance of Algebra:
– But I still don’t see Y.

What do mathematicians do after a snowstorm?
– Make snow angles!

A statistician got soaking wet trying to cross a river.
– He thought he could cross, because it was one-foot deep on average.

Why does nobody talk to circles?
– Because there is no point.

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator…
– But only a fraction would understand.

How do people in Prague solve Algebra equations?
– Guess and Czech.

Why was Mr. Gilson’s class so noisy?
– He liked to practice gong division!

Why is six afraid of seven?
– Because seven eight nine!

Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
– It was 3 feet deep — on average.

I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trigonometry, I’ll even do statistics.
– But graphing is where I draw the line!

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