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Airplane jokes ✈️ in 2025

Will invisible airplanes ever happen?
– I don’t think they will take off.

You know why blind people don’t jump out of airplanes?
– It scares the dog.

A felt seasick on the airplane today
– And it sure didnt help that there are tons of people screaming for lifejackets and rafts.

Did you hear about the cow who gambled on an airplane?
– The steaks couldn’t have been higher.

Flying for Beginners,
– a book by Landon Safely.

What happens if you wear a watch on a plane?
– Time flies!

Airplane Business
– Hey man, how’s your flight company going?
You know, I think it’s really taken off.

A Muslim enters a building
– Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.

Why is development in airline engineering so slow?
– No one wants to make a groundbreaking design.

Why did everyone scream when I held the door open for them?
– We were on a plane.

What do you get when you cross an accountant with a giant jet airplane?
– A Boring 747

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired
– from all the masturbating I did in the airplane lavatory.

i threw my phone from the roof, and it broke…
– i guess airplane mode isn’t working

Why didn’t the flight attendant let me change my seat that time I sat next to a crying baby?
– They won’t do it if the baby’s yours.

I recently wrote a sitcom about airplanes.
– It never took off.
– The pilot was terrible.

I’d make a joke about an airplane
– But I’m pretty sure it’d go over your head.

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?
– Do I really have to answer that? Who doesn’t bring their phone with them when they travel?

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