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Airplane jokes ✈️ in 2025

It’s plane to see.

What did the doctor say to the woman who felt ill at the airport?
– I’m afraid it’s a terminal illness.

I don’t find airplane jokes funny.
– To me they’re just really boeing.

A Malaysian man buys a new phone…
– He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere.

What sound does a rubber airplane make?
– Boeing

What do you get if you cross a snake and a plane?
– A Boeing Constrictor.

What do we want? Airplane noises. When do we want them?
– Neeeeeeooooow!

I think my knockoff airplane simulator game was made by extremists
– It crashed and asked me if I’d like to send a terror report.

When do we need airplane noises?
– NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

“Please dont hang any body parts outside of the aircraft”
– Southwest Pilot

What sound did the make airplane make on the trampoline?
– Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

The finals of any sport World Cup is like cows on an airplane.
– The steaks have never been higher.

What’s the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?
– An optimist is the guy who created the airplane. A pessimist is the guy who created the parachute

What do we want? Airplane sounds! When do we want them?
– Neeeeaaaowwww!

What do you call Harry Potter in a plane?
– The flying sorcerer.

What’s another name for a flying police officer?
– A heli-copper!

Did you know there were two brothers who almost made a working airplane a few years before the Wright brothers
– Guess they were the wrong brothers

I set my phone to airplane mode
– I lost it two weeks ago and everyone has a different opinion on what happened to it

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