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Airplane jokes ✈️ in 2025

Did you know that there are more airplanes underwater
…than submarines in the sky?

What do you call a Muslim Flying an airplane
– A pilot

Run down the aisle screaming,”He’s got a bomb! He’s got a bomb!”

How often do planes crash?
– Only once.

Who built an airplane that couldn’t fly?
– The Wrong brothers.

Favorite joke of all time
– What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of an airplane.
Meeeeeee!

An airplane yells at his son
– “If you don’t get an attitude adjustment immediately you’re going to get grounded.”

What do you call a plane that flies backwards?
– A receding airline.

Why did the librarian have to get off the airplane?
– Because it was overbooked!

What do you call an airplane full of Accountants?
– A Boring 747!

The FBI Arrested me Once for Masturbating on a Airplane Toilet
– They accused me of High Jacking

I asked Siri a question and she said, Don’t call me Shirley.
– I must have left the phone in Airplane mode.

What do you call travelling on a flying carpet?
– A rugged experience.

What do you call an airplane that’s about to crash?
– It’s an error plane.

Did you know that airplanes black boxes are actually orange?
– What? I thought they were boxes!

Go up to someone and ask loudly if they wouldn’t mind applying Preporation H to your hemrrhoids

I wanted to tell you an airplane joke.
– But I think it will go over your head.

Why can’t flies ever travel in an airplane?
– They are always in the No Fly List !

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