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Airplane jokes ✈️ in 2025

I asked Siri a question and she said, Don’t call me Shirley.
– I must have left the phone in Airplane mode.

What do you call travelling on a flying carpet?
– A rugged experience.

What do you call an airplane that’s about to crash?
– It’s an error plane.

Did you know that airplanes black boxes are actually orange?
– What? I thought they were boxes!

An old lady next to me on the airplane was scared by me being a muslim
– I laughed so hard my grenades almost fell out of my pocket.

Go up to someone and ask loudly if they wouldn’t mind applying Preporation H to your hemrrhoids

I wanted to tell you an airplane joke.
– But I think it will go over your head.

Why can’t flies ever travel in an airplane?
– They are always in the No Fly List !

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?
– Do I really have to answer that? Who doesn’t bring their phone with them when they travel?

If 2 wrongs DID make a right…
– You’d need 4 wrongs to invent an airplane.

What do you call the Swiss president’s plane?
– Tobler One.

Why did the students study in the airplane?
– Because they were trying to get higher grades.

A passenger, in panic, asked if the airplane was going the right way
– To which Yoda responded, “off course, we are.”

The first rule of flight club is..
..turn the airplane on. & you should probably learn how to read.

I just put my phone on airplane mode and threw it across the office
– Worst transformer ever.

What has a nose and flies but can’t smell?
– An airplane!

What kind of crisps can you buy at the airport?
– Plane crisps!

A little girl opened a window on an airplane
– She really had her head in the clouds for a moment.

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