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Airplane jokes ✈️ in 2024

When do we need airplane noises?
– NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

“Please dont hang any body parts outside of the aircraft”
– Southwest Pilot

What sound did the make airplane make on the trampoline?
– Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

The finals of any sport World Cup is like cows on an airplane.
– The steaks have never been higher.

What’s the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?
– An optimist is the guy who created the airplane. A pessimist is the guy who created the parachute

What do we want? Airplane sounds! When do we want them?
– Neeeeaaaowwww!

What do you call Harry Potter in a plane?
– The flying sorcerer.

What’s another name for a flying police officer?
– A heli-copper!

Did you know there were two brothers who almost made a working airplane a few years before the Wright brothers
– Guess they were the wrong brothers

I set my phone to airplane mode
– I lost it two weeks ago and everyone has a different opinion on what happened to it

Did you hear about the pilot who did well in interviews?
– He was great at landing a job.

What happened when the little boy opened a window on an airplane?
– He had his head in the clouds for a moment.

Teacher arrested on airplane after bag was searched
– A protractor, a ruler, a calculator, and a book of graph paper. He was charged with possessing implements of math instruction

How do you blow up a Muslim’s iPhone?
– Put it into airplane mode.

Lead a bible study session in the back of the plane

What does the propeller do on a plane?
– It keeps the pilot cool. if you think I’m wrong, stop it and watch him sweat!

A treasure chest falls down from an airplane: Mickey Mouse, Santa Claus, a corrupt politician and an honest politician all run to the place where it lands. Who gets the treasure?
– The corrupt politician, because all the others are fictional characters.

An airplane yells at his rebellious son…
.. “Watch that altitude, young man”

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