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Airplane jokes ✈️ in 2025

My phone fell from the 20th floor,
– good thing it was in airplane mode.

What happens to bad plane jokes?
– They never land.

What is it called when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
– A plane in the neck.

What do an airplane and a girl have in common?
– A cockpit

What do we want?!… Airplane Noises!.. When do we want them?
– Neooooooow

What do you call it when someone masturbates on an airplane?
– Hijacking

What does a felon falling from an airplane and a significant other talking down to you have in common?
– Condescending

An old lady next to me on the airplane was scared by me being a muslim
– I laughed so hard my grenades almost fell out of my pocket.

Why can’t flies ever travel in an airplane?
– They are always in the No Fly List !

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?
– Do I really have to answer that? Who doesn’t bring their phone with them when they travel?

If 2 wrongs DID make a right…
– You’d need 4 wrongs to invent an airplane.

I wanted to tell you an airplane joke.
– But I think it will go over your head.

A passenger, in panic, asked if the airplane was going the right way
– To which Yoda responded, “off course, we are.”

The first rule of flight club is..
..turn the airplane on. & you should probably learn how to read.

I just put my phone on airplane mode and threw it across the office
– Worst transformer ever.

What do you call the Swiss president’s plane?
– Tobler One.

Why did the students study in the airplane?
– Because they were trying to get higher grades.

A little girl opened a window on an airplane
– She really had her head in the clouds for a moment.

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