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Airplane jokes ✈️ in 2025

My phone fell from the 20th floor,
– good thing it was in airplane mode.

What happens to bad plane jokes?
– They never land.

What do we want?!… Airplane Noises!.. When do we want them?
– Neooooooow

What is it called when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
– A plane in the neck.

What do an airplane and a girl have in common?
– A cockpit

An old lady next to me on the airplane was scared by me being a muslim
– I laughed so hard my grenades almost fell out of my pocket.

What do you call it when someone masturbates on an airplane?
– Hijacking

What does a felon falling from an airplane and a significant other talking down to you have in common?
– Condescending

What does the propeller do on a plane?
– It keeps the pilot cool. if you think I’m wrong, stop it and watch him sweat!

A treasure chest falls down from an airplane: Mickey Mouse, Santa Claus, a corrupt politician and an honest politician all run to the place where it lands. Who gets the treasure?
– The corrupt politician, because all the others are fictional characters.

An airplane yells at his rebellious son…
.. “Watch that altitude, young man”

What did they call the company that makes rubber planes?
– Boing!

What do you call that film where pilots fight to take off?
– The Hanger Games.

I’d tell you an airplane joke.
– But it’d go over your head.

How often do airplanes crash?
-Just once.

What do we want? Airplane noises.
– When do we want them?
Nyeeeaaaaaoooowww

Did you hear about the young pilot who flew through a rainbow during his pilot’s exam?
– He passed with flying colours.

Which is a pilot’s favourite day?
– Flyday!

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