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Airplane jokes ✈️ in 2025

My phone fell from the 20th floor,
– good thing it was in airplane mode.

What happens to bad plane jokes?
– They never land.

What is it called when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
– A plane in the neck.

What do an airplane and a girl have in common?
– A cockpit

What do we want?!… Airplane Noises!.. When do we want them?
– Neooooooow

What do you call it when someone masturbates on an airplane?
– Hijacking

What does a felon falling from an airplane and a significant other talking down to you have in common?
– Condescending

What is Dracula’s favourite airline Scare Canada!

Did you hear about the airplane that crashed into a graveyard?
– They found no survivors but recovered 6000 bodies.

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?
– a receeding airline…. bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

Siri kept on calling me Shirley today
– I was beginning to get annoyed about it but then I realised I’d left my phone in Airplane mode.

What’s the difference between an airplane and your ex?
– The airplane carries less baggage.

A concerned airplane passenger asked me if I heard about bird strikes.
– I honestly didn’t think they could carry signs.

If a female fighter pilot shoots down a lot of enemy airplanes, she might plausibly be called a heroine.
– But if she shoots up a lot of heroin, she will probably not be called an enemy airplane.

Did you hear my new idea for an airplane?
– I don’t think it’s going to fly.

I always bring a bomb with me on an airplane
– Because the probability of there being *two* bombs on an airplane is nearly zero.

What do we want?
– Low flying airplane noises!
– When do we want them?
– NNEEEEOOOOWWWWW

There are more airplanes in the ocean
– than submarines in the sky

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