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Air force jokes ✈ in 2024

My buddy in the Air Force got injured in the war…
– He fell off his chair.

How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
– He’ll tell you.

A soldier finds a scorpion in his tent…
In the Marines, he kills the scorpion.
In the Army, he calls his CO and reports the presence of the scorpion.
In the Air Force, he calls the front desk and asks why there’s a tent in his room.

Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
– They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

Why did the soldier blow himself up?
– He wanted to C4 himself.

Air Force One now gets a new Code name!
– The COVID Express!

What’s the difference between God and fighter pilots
– God doesn’t think he’s a fighter pilot.

Dad: You wanna join the navy? You can’t even swim!
– Son: But then in the Air Force no one can fly either.

A mother traveled across the country to watch her only son get married and graduate from the air force on the exact same day.
“Thank you for coming,” the son said. “It means so much.” “Of course I’d be here,” the mother replied. “It’s not every day a mom watches her son get his wings and have them clipped all in one day.”

What’s the ideal cockpit crew? A dog and a pilot.
– The pilot is there to feed the dog. The dog is flying so that he can bite the pilot if he tries to touch anything.

After almost thirty years of working hard in school, applying myself at college, and training and serving in the Air Force my application to become an Astronaut was rejected.
– Turns out my mom was right, if I apply myself the sky’s the limit.

What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
– A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down

Why do North Korean navy boats have glass bottoms
– So they can see their Air Force

Which branch is the most patriotic?
– The Air Force because they are US AF.

When i told my dad i was joining the Air Force, he gave me one piece of advice…
– Son, always pay attention on the flight line, because if you don’t, you will be mist.

How many Air Force pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
– One…he just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Heard on the FAA radio frequency after Trump is dropped off in Florida:
– “Air Force one just took a number two, over”

There was a bad accident at the Air Force base.
– A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.

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