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Air force jokes ✈ in 2025

What do you call a deer that’s enlisted in the Air Force?
– A bombar*deer*.

What does each ‘Branch’ stand for?
NAVY stands for Never Again Volunteer Yourself!
ARMY= Aint Ready to be a Marine Yet

An Air Force Colonel is about to commence briefing his soldiers.
– Most of them are standing there naked wondering how they were convinced to play out one of their commander’s fantasies.

How do you know when your date with a fighter pilot is halfway over?
– He says, “Enough about me. Want to hear about my plane?”

What’s the purpose of the propeller?
– To keep the pilot cool. Doubt it? Stop the propeller and watch the pilot sweat.

What do you call a deer enlisted in the Air Force?
– A bombardeer.

My buddy in the Air Force got injured in the war…
– He fell off his chair.

How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
– He’ll tell you.

A soldier finds a scorpion in his tent…
In the Marines, he kills the scorpion.
In the Army, he calls his CO and reports the presence of the scorpion.
In the Air Force, he calls the front desk and asks why there’s a tent in his room.

Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
– They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

Why did the soldier blow himself up?
– He wanted to C4 himself.

Air Force One now gets a new Code name!
– The COVID Express!

What’s the difference between God and fighter pilots
– God doesn’t think he’s a fighter pilot.

Dad: You wanna join the navy? You can’t even swim!
– Son: But then in the Air Force no one can fly either.

A mother traveled across the country to watch her only son get married and graduate from the air force on the exact same day.
“Thank you for coming,” the son said. “It means so much.” “Of course I’d be here,” the mother replied. “It’s not every day a mom watches her son get his wings and have them clipped all in one day.”

What’s the ideal cockpit crew? A dog and a pilot.
– The pilot is there to feed the dog. The dog is flying so that he can bite the pilot if he tries to touch anything.

After almost thirty years of working hard in school, applying myself at college, and training and serving in the Air Force my application to become an Astronaut was rejected.
– Turns out my mom was right, if I apply myself the sky’s the limit.

What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
– A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down

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