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Air force jokes ✈ in 2024

After almost thirty years of working hard in school, applying myself at college, and training and serving in the Air Force my application to become an Astronaut was rejected.
– Turns out my mom was right, if I apply myself the sky’s the limit.

What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
– A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down

Why do North Korean navy boats have glass bottoms
– So they can see their Air Force

Which branch is the most patriotic?
– The Air Force because they are US AF.

When i told my dad i was joining the Air Force, he gave me one piece of advice…
– Son, always pay attention on the flight line, because if you don’t, you will be mist.

How many Air Force pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
– One…he just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Heard on the FAA radio frequency after Trump is dropped off in Florida:
– “Air Force one just took a number two, over”

There was a bad accident at the Air Force base.
– A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.

What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and a fighter jet?
– The jet stops whining once you turn the engine off.

Did you know NBC once considered a diet & fitness show based on people such as Air Force Amy, Mary Magdalene, Heidi Fleiss, Charles Ponzi, Berni Madoff, and Donald Trump?
– The pilot was cancelled because they didn’t want to weigh the pros and the cons.

How do you know your date with the fighter pilot is half over?
– He says “but enough about me – wanna hear about my plane?”

Why are color blind people not allowed to join the Air Force?
– Because they won’t know who they’re supposed to bomb.

What do you call a large formation of MAC aircraft?
– A Big Mac Attack.

What do you call a war between the three largest air forces in the world?
– A civil war.

Air Force Fact: The only time you can have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.

How do you play Air Force Bingo?
– “A-10… B-52… F-16!”

The Air Force is the most patriotic branch of the military
– Cuz they USAF

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
– To get to the other slide.

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