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Adoption jokes in 2025

Why did the adoptive parents need a break from their daily routine? They needed to “adopt” a new adventure.

What do you call an adopted child who’s always hungry? A “forever famished” kid.

What do you call an adopted child who’s always drawing? A “forever artist.”

What do you call an adopted child who’s always giving back? A “forever philanthropist.”

Why did the adopted child bring a magnifying glass to the museum? To “discover” their heritage.

Why did the adopted child bring a scrapbook to school? To “document” their journey to their forever family.

What do you call an adoptive parent who’s always gardening? A “foster” green thumb.

What do you call an adoptive parent who’s always hiking? A “foster” nature lover.

Why did the adoptive parents need a vacation? To “bond” with their children.

Why did the adoptive parents need a break from cooking? They needed to “adopt” a new restaurant to try.

Why did the adopted child bring a genealogy kit to the family picnic? To “trace” their ancestry.

Why did the adopted child bring a journal to their therapy session? To “process” their feelings about their adoption journey.

What do you call an adoptive parent who’s always cleaning? A “foster” cleaner.

What do you call an adoptive parent who’s always reading? A “foster” bookworm.

Why did the adoptive parents need a break? They needed to “adopt” a healthier lifestyle.

Why did the adoptive parents need a night to themselves? To “adopt” a new level of intimacy in their relationship.

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