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Adoption jokes in 2024

What do you call an adoptive parent who’s always hiking? A “foster” nature lover.

Why did the adoptive parents need a vacation? To “bond” with their children.

Why did the adoptive parents need a break from cooking? They needed to “adopt” a new restaurant to try.

Why did the adopted child bring a genealogy kit to the family picnic? To “trace” their ancestry.

Why did the adopted child bring a journal to their therapy session? To “process” their feelings about their adoption journey.

What do you call an adoptive parent who’s always cleaning? A “foster” cleaner.

What do you call an adoptive parent who’s always reading? A “foster” bookworm.

Why did the adoptive parents need a break? They needed to “adopt” a healthier lifestyle.

Why did the adoptive parents need a night to themselves? To “adopt” a new level of intimacy in their relationship.

What do you call an adopted child who’s always writing? A “forever author.”

What do you call an adopted child who’s always making people laugh? A “forever comedian.”

Why did the adopted child bring a compass to school? To find their “true” north.

Why did the adopted child bring a notebook to the family reunion? To “journal” their feelings about meeting their biological relatives.

What do you call an adoptive parent who’s always at the doctor’s office? A “foster” healthcare advocate.

What do you call an adoptive parent who’s always sewing? A “foster” seamstress.

Why did the adoptive parents need a night out with friends? To “adopt” a new social life.

Why did the adoptive parents need a break from the hustle and bustle of the city? They needed to “adopt” a new pace of life in the countryside.

What do you call an adopted child who’s always playing sports? A “forever team” player.

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