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Adoption jokes in 2025

What do you call an adopted child who’s always singing? A “forever musician.”

What do you call an adopted child who’s always performing? A “forever entertainer.”

What do you call an adoptive parent who’s always at the doctor’s office? A “foster” healthcare advocate.

What do you call an adoptive parent who’s always sewing? A “foster” seamstress.

Why did the adoptive parents need a night out with friends? To “adopt” a new social life.

Why did the adoptive parents need a break from the hustle and bustle of the city? They needed to “adopt” a new pace of life in the countryside.

What do you call an adopted child who’s always playing sports? A “forever team” player.

What do you call an adopted child who’s always helping others? A “forever volunteer.”

Why did the adopted child bring a telescope to the park? To “explore” their past.

Why did the adopted child bring a DNA testing kit to the family reunion? To “confirm” their biological relatives.

What do you call an adoptive parent who’s always volunteering? A “foster” philanthropist.

What do you call an adoptive parent who’s always collecting antiques? A “foster” collector.

Why did the adoptive parents need a night out? To “adopt” a new hobby.

Why did the adoptive parents need a night off from parenting? To “adopt” a new hobby to enjoy together.

What do you call an adopted child who’s always painting? A “forever artist.”

What do you call an adopted child who’s always building? A “forever builder.”

Why did the adopted child run away from home? He was looking for his “real” parents at the grocery store.

Why did the adopted child bring a camera to the family reunion? To “capture” their memories.

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