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Accounting Jokes 📒 in 2025

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
-How much money do you have?

A farmer sends his accounting sheepdog, Spot, off to gather in his 8 sheep. On returning the farmer is astonished to find he now has 10 animals in his pen and asks the dog to explain.
– Woof! You asked me to round them up, woof”, barks Spot.

What does an accountant say when boarding a train?
-‘Mind the GAAP’.

What do accountants do for fun?
-Add the telephone book!

A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire an accountant a short while ago?
-The business owner replies, “That’s the accountant I’ve been searching for.”

Why don’t accountants read novels?
-Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

How was copper wire invented?
-2 accountants were arguing over a penny.

What would an accountant want for a superpower?
– Telepathy with an excel spreadsheet.

What do you call an accountant who says he’s posted a one-sided journal?
-A liar!! Under Sarbox rules it just can’t happen! Can it??!!

What does CPA stand for?
– Can’t Pass Again.

Why don’t skunks have to pay taxes?
-Because they only have one scent.

It’s 4:04.
-Do you know where your auditor is?

If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
-“Darling, could you tell me about your work.”

Accounting for Dummies. What’s the big deal?
-Cr. Cash Dr. Dummies. Simple.

An accountancy student asks a partner to explain ethics in accountancy.
-The partner thinks for a moment and relates the following.Mr Jones, one of our clients, came to see me last week and paid me his bill of £1,000 in cash. As he left I counted the notes and they came to £1,100.
The student said. ‘ I see. The ethics question is do I tell the client?’
‘Wrong answer!’
The question is do I tell my partner’

How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?
-Net Present Value.

Did you hear about the constipated CFO?
– He couldn’t budget with his calculator so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper.

How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?
– Net Present Value.

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