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4th Of July jokes ✨ in 2025

Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?
– Laughayette.

I placed a small picture of America in a locket this 4th of July.
– Now, it is truly in-da-pendant.

Have you heard about the angry firecracker?
– He was so mad that he exploded!

In what ways does a healthy person resemble the United States of America?
– They have both good constitutions.

Which was the craziest revolutionary war?
– The Battle of Bonkers Hill.

What did the little firecracker say to the bigger firecracker?
– Hi, Pop!

Unfortunately, the fireworks on Mount Rushmore did not light up on the 4th of July.
– It was deemed to be a monument-al disaster.

What do you call a cartoonist who is an American revolutionary?
– A Yankee Doodler

What was the most popular dance in 1776?
– Indepen-dance.

What does a patriot use on his dry skin?
– A Revo-lotion.

What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
– One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.

My great grandfather was a soldier and a patriot and in order to treat his wounds and scars,
– revo-lotion.

Party in the US of Yay!

Why was George Washington known as the army’s funniest man?
– Because he was de Laughayatte.

What is the most popular sporting event on July 4th?
– Flag football.

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