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4th Of July jokes ✨ in 2025

What has four legs, a very shiny nose, and has fought for the England?
– Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer!

What do you do call the patriotic zombies who are trained in combat?
– Marine Corpse.

What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
– Tea-shirts.

What is usually red, white, black and blue?
– Of course, it’s Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.

Casually sipping on my libertea.

Why was eagle hunting prohibited in America?
– Because it was ill-eagle.

How come George Washington couldn’t sleep?
– Because he couldn’t lie.

Was the Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia?
– No, it was written in ink.

Good morning, classmates!
– I am America. I was born on July 4th, 1776.

Why did the duck utter the word “bang”?
– Because she was a firequacker.

Do you know why no one in America ever knocks?
– Because freedom rings.

Why was King George III scared?
– Because he was haunted by the spirit of ’76.

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
– A fire-cracker

Ants also celebrate the 4th of July by gathering for a party near the pen.
– They call it in the pen dance party.

What does the firecracker usually eat?
– Pop-sicles.

Who loves singing the patriotic song that starts with, “Oh say, can you see?”
– An optometrist

What do you call it when dogs howl together in protest?
– The Boston Flea Party.

What was George Washington’s favorite tree?
– The infantry.

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