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4th Of July jokes ✨ in 2025

Why is America happy on July 4th?
– Because it was granted a divorce from Britain.

When the visitor left the Statue of Liberty, what did he say?
– Keep in torch!

What do you call a dog who fights for freedom and act as a symbol of protection?
– A revolutionary war-dog.

What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
– It can’t sit down.

While I was cleaning my house for the afternoon party,
– I decided to put all my old dolls against the grill.
– I was just making a barbie-que.

Why does the Liberty Bell look like a dropped Easter egg?
– Because they’re both cracked.

What is the smartest state in America?
– The State of Alabama. It consists of four As and one B.

What is the firecracker’s favorite snack?
– Pop-sicles.

What do you get when a patriot and a small curly-haired dog collide?
– A Yankee Poodle.

Why is Abraham Lincoln considered the least guilty American President?
– Because he is in a cent.

What is red, white, blue, and green?
– A seasick Uncle Sam.

Happy Fork of July friends!

Which revolutionary war was the craziest?
– The Battle of Bonkers Hill.

What is large, cracked, and transports your luggage?
– The Liberty Bellhop!

What was George Washington’s favorite tree?
– It’s the infantry!

If you crossed a Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what would you get?
– Yankee Poodle.

Everybody loves to party on the fourth of July.
– Well, after all, it is America’s birthday party.

What did one American flag tell the other?
– Nothing. It just waved.

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