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4th Of July jokes ✨ in 2025

Do you know why fire doesn’t enjoy a day off on the 4th of July but some people do?
– Because fire works on the 4th of July.

How do you refer to a dog that fights for freedom and serves as a protective symbol?
– A revolutionary war-dog.

Why is America happy on July 4th?
– Because it got a divorce from Britain.

Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
– Yeah, it cracked me up!

When the firecrackers heard that they had the freedom to do fireworks,
– they were relieved.

For what reason did the British soldiers wear red coat?
– So that they could hide in the tomatoes.

Which Founding Father is a dog’s favorite?
– Bone Franklin

Where did George Washington get his hatchet?
– From a chopping mall.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
– Liber-tea.

Battery and firework were arrested and one was charged while the other was lit off.

Stop hating U.S. ’cause you ain’t U.S.

Why is Abraham Lincoln regarded as America’s least guilty president?
– Because he is in a cent.

What do Americans do over the Fourth of July weekend?
– Get stuck in traffic.

Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?
– Laughayette.

I placed a small picture of America in a locket this 4th of July.
– Now, it is truly in-da-pendant.

Have you heard about the angry firecracker?
– He was so mad that he exploded!

In what ways does a healthy person resemble the United States of America?
– They have both good constitutions.

Which was the craziest revolutionary war?
– The Battle of Bonkers Hill.

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