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4th Of July jokes ✨ in 2025

Why doesn’t fire get to enjoy a day off on the Fourth of July?
– Because fire works.

Two of my friends were arguing over the position of the flag-bearer in the 4th of July parade.
– Well, as they say, the whole thing turned out to be pretty pat-riotic.

Who told the most jokes among the colonists?
– The Punsylvanians!

What do you think everyone should eat on the 4th of July?
– Fire-crackers.

What is the similarity between liberty bell and easter eggs?
– They both are cracked up.

What did one flag say to the other flag?
– Nothing. It just waved.

I heard the document of the Declaration of Independence was placed in the museum.
– So now, they call it the decoration of independence.

What is the name of the cat who said, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”?
– Paw Revere.

Which is the highest rated flag?
– The American Flag. It has got 50 stars.

What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
– The Fodder of Our Country!

When we had a school trip to an aviary on Independence Day, we noticed that the ducks were given a certain inalienable right.
– Turns out, they had a duckleration of independence.

What do you think the Statue of Liberty stands for?
– It can’t sit down.

What is the weight of freedom?
– A washing-ton.

What did the American colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
– They wore tea-shirts.

What do you call an American revolutionary who draws cartoons?
– A Yankee Doodler.

I’m sure the fireworks sales around the 4th of July must be booming.

Why did Paul Revere ride from Boston to Lexington on his horse?
– It is simply because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What do you call a duck who betrays his flock?
– Beneduck Arnold.

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