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4th Of July jokes ✨ in 2025

At our family reunion last Sunday, we had fun playing games and joking all night.
– The liberty bell joke that my aunt made cracked me up.

What was General Washington’s favorite type of tree?
– The infantree.

Do you know what the favorite food of Revolutionary War patriots was?
– Chicken Catch-a-Tory!

Who are the only ones that can not take a leave on the 4th of July?
– Fireworks.

What did the firecracker eat at the movies?
– Pop-corn.

During my history class,
– I learned that the Declaration of Independence took place in America’s funniest state-Punsylvania.

What did the American colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
– Tea-shirts.

What has four legs, a very shiny nose, and has fought for the England?
– Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer!

What do you do call the patriotic zombies who are trained in combat?
– Marine Corpse.

What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
– Tea-shirts.

What is usually red, white, black and blue?
– Of course, it’s Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.

Casually sipping on my libertea.

Why was eagle hunting prohibited in America?
– Because it was ill-eagle.

How come George Washington couldn’t sleep?
– Because he couldn’t lie.

Was the Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia?
– No, it was written in ink.

Good morning, classmates!
– I am America. I was born on July 4th, 1776.

Why did the duck utter the word “bang”?
– Because she was a firequacker.

Do you know why no one in America ever knocks?
– Because freedom rings.

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