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4th Of July jokes ✨ in 2025

Why does the Liberty Bell look like a dropped Easter egg?
– Because they’re both cracked.

What is the smartest state in America?
– The State of Alabama. It consists of four As and one B.

What is the firecracker’s favorite snack?
– Pop-sicles.

What do you get when a patriot and a small curly-haired dog collide?
– A Yankee Poodle.

Why is Abraham Lincoln considered the least guilty American President?
– Because he is in a cent.

What is red, white, blue, and green?
– A seasick Uncle Sam.

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Which revolutionary war was the craziest?
– The Battle of Bonkers Hill.

What is large, cracked, and transports your luggage?
– The Liberty Bellhop!

What was George Washington’s favorite tree?
– It’s the infantry!

If you crossed a Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what would you get?
– Yankee Poodle.

Everybody loves to party on the fourth of July.
– Well, after all, it is America’s birthday party.

What did one American flag tell the other?
– Nothing. It just waved.

What rock band has four members who never sing and just stand around?
– Mount Rushmore.

What happens when dinosaurs light the fireworks?
– You get a dino-mite.

What is the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
– Flag football.

The wine was spilled over the fuse at the Carnival on the night of July 4th.
– It all started with a spark and then… well, you know, it was a huge fire work.

In 1772, what protest by a group of dogs occurred?
– The Boston Flea Party.

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