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4th Of July jokes ✨ in 2025

Which flag has the highest rating?
– The flag of the United States of America because it has gotten 50 stars.

Which letter is the coolest every 4th of July?
– An Iced T.

What ghost haunted King George III?
– The spirit of ’76!

A number of people cracked up the liberty bell so they received a no-bell piece prize.

Is there a 4th of July celebration in England?
– Yes, indeed. That’s how they make it from third to fifth place.

How do you refer to the combat-trained patriotic zombies?
– Marine Corpse.

Why do Americans celebrate Independence Day on the 4th of July?
– Because it’s the day Will Smith saved the Earth from the aliens.

What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
– Revo-lotion!

My wife always asked me to skip the BBQ party in order to watch the freedom parade with her.
– Seems like a big missed-steak if you ask me!

What do you get when a dinosaur and fireworks collide?
– A dino-mite.

What would happen if you crossed Washington’s house with a swarm of nasty insects?
– Mt. Vermin

Which is the most patriotic tea that Americans like to drink?
– It’s liber-tea.

How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America?
– Because freedom rings.

Since it’s the fourth of July,
– let’s indepen-dance the night away!

You’re my Independence bae.

Which flag has the highest rating?
– The flag of the United States of America because it has gotten 50 stars.

How do pandas manage to stay cool during Independence Day?
– They use bear conditioning

What do our flag and a sad candy cane have in common?
– They are both red, white, and blue.

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