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4th Of July jokes ✨ in 2025

What do you consume on the 5th of July?
– An independence-day old pizza.

What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?
– The Boston Flea Party.

I really wanted to make cupcakes with red, white, and blue frosting for the Independence Day dinner.
– Sadly, I did not have the liber-tea to do that.

Why do you think were the first Americans like ants?
– Because they lived in colonies.

Have you heard about the Liberty Bell?
– Of course, it cracked me up!

What did the firecracker shout on the 4th of July?
– Red, white, and boom!

We went to the bbq party thrown by a family member on the 4th of July.
– I accidentally met my old school friend and she said, “Fancy meat-ing you here.”

You told me everything would be back to normal by the end of June but July-ed!

Which flag has the highest rating?
– The flag of the United States of America because it has gotten 50 stars.

Which letter is the coolest every 4th of July?
– An Iced T.

What ghost haunted King George III?
– The spirit of ’76!

A number of people cracked up the liberty bell so they received a no-bell piece prize.

Is there a 4th of July celebration in England?
– Yes, indeed. That’s how they make it from third to fifth place.

How do you refer to the combat-trained patriotic zombies?
– Marine Corpse.

Why do Americans celebrate Independence Day on the 4th of July?
– Because it’s the day Will Smith saved the Earth from the aliens.

What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
– Revo-lotion!

My wife always asked me to skip the BBQ party in order to watch the freedom parade with her.
– Seems like a big missed-steak if you ask me!

What do you get when a dinosaur and fireworks collide?
– A dino-mite.

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