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4th Of July jokes ✨ in 2025

What do you call an American revolutionary who draws cartoons?
– A Yankee Doodler.

I’m sure the fireworks sales around the 4th of July must be booming.

Why did Paul Revere ride from Boston to Lexington on his horse?
– It is simply because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What do you call a duck who betrays his flock?
– Beneduck Arnold.

Why is it that the Statue of Liberty stands in New York?
– Because it cannot sit.

Which colonists told the most jokes?
– Punsylvanians!

All of my fingers were injured in the 4th of July fireworks.
– My closest friends say that they can’t count on me anymore.

Why is America happy on July 4th?
– Because it was granted a divorce from Britain.

What dessert did Thomas Jefferson enjoy the most?
– Monti-jello.

Which is the smartest state in America?
– Alabama. It has four As and one B.

What was the most popular dance in 1776?
– Indepen-dance.

The only bakery I loved at the 4th of July carnival was selling pastries with stars and stripes.
– Others were just un-pastry-otic.

What does Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
– A fire cracker.

What do Santa Claus and a flag have in common?
– They both hang out at the pole.

Why were the ducks happy about the 4th of July celebrations?
– Because there were fire-quackers.

Why were the first Americans like ants?
– They lived in colonies.

Today, I’m feeling red, white, and blue all over.

On July 5th, what do you eat?
– Independence Day-Old-Pizza.

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