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4th Of July jokes ✨ in 2025

What will happen when you cross George Washington with a cattle feeder?
– Fodder of our Country.

Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
– Because the horse was too heavy to carry!

After the soldiers’ haircut yesterday, they went flying.
– Turns out, they went to the American Hairforce.

What was the firecracker’s response to the fuse?
– Let’s get together and “pop it like it’s hot,” as the saying goes.

What do our flag and a sad candy cane have in common?
– They are both red, white, and blue.

During the 4th of July party for dogs,
– one dog said to another, “Dear hot dog, you are really so barbie-cute.”

Do you know why fire doesn’t enjoy a day off on the 4th of July but some people do?
– Because fire works on the 4th of July.

How do you refer to a dog that fights for freedom and serves as a protective symbol?
– A revolutionary war-dog.

Why is America happy on July 4th?
– Because it got a divorce from Britain.

Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
– Yeah, it cracked me up!

When the firecrackers heard that they had the freedom to do fireworks,
– they were relieved.

For what reason did the British soldiers wear red coat?
– So that they could hide in the tomatoes.

Which Founding Father is a dog’s favorite?
– Bone Franklin

Where did George Washington get his hatchet?
– From a chopping mall.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
– Liber-tea.

Battery and firework were arrested and one was charged while the other was lit off.

Stop hating U.S. ’cause you ain’t U.S.

Why is Abraham Lincoln regarded as America’s least guilty president?
– Because he is in a cent.

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