Funny jokes in 2021

Today hair dye is on your shopping list as an essential?
-it is no longer a luxury.

What did the cake say to the ice cream?
-you are really cool.

Today is the oldest you have been and the youngest you wil ever be.
Make the most of it.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

What room doesn’t have doors?
-A mushroom.

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Big interrupting cow.  
-Big interrupting cow who?  MOOOOOOO!

What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
-Your teeth.

When you turn 40?
-you start appreciating the music in the elevator.

What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes?
– Open toad sandals

What falls in winter but never gets hurt
-The snow!

Knock, knock.Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who?
-No, cows go MOO!

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.


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