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Funny jokes in 2023

Can February march?
-No, but April may!

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
-They’d crack each other up.

What do you call a hot dog on wheels?
– Fast food!

Why did the old man fall in the well?
-Because he couldn’t see that well!

What does a sprinter eat before a race?
-Nothing, they fast!

Why did Naruto stop trying to get Sakura?
– Because it would be Useless.

How does a penguin build its house?
-Igloos it together!

How does Steve stay in shape?
– He runs around the BLOCK.

What can you call the security guards of the Samsung store?
– Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a fake noodle?
-An impasta.

Why can’t a nose be twelve inches long?
– Then it would be a foot.

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
-The space bar.

Why can’t fish play volleyball?
-Because they are afraid of the net.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Etch
-Ech Who? Bless You!

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Big interrupting cow.  
-Big interrupting cow who?  MOOOOOOO!

How do you make holy water?
– You boil the hell out of it.

What’s Shino’s favorite band?
– The beetles!

What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
-Your teeth.

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