Funny jokes in 2021

Today hair dye is on your shopping list as an essential?
-it is no longer a luxury.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

What did the cake say to the ice cream?
-you are really cool.

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Big interrupting cow.  
-Big interrupting cow who?  MOOOOOOO!

What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
-Your teeth.

When you turn 40?
-you start appreciating the music in the elevator.

Today is the oldest you have been and the youngest you wil ever be.
Make the most of it.

What room doesn’t have doors?
-A mushroom.

y drug test came back negative.
-My dealer sure has some explaining to do.

You are not 50 years old.
-you are just 20 years old with 30 years of experience.

You start getting carded again,
-but all cashiers want to see your senior cards to be sure that you qualify for the discount.

Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
-because they are always popping.


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