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Funny jokes in 2021

Today hair dye is on your shopping list as an essential?
-it is no longer a luxury.

What did the cake say to the ice cream?
-you are really cool.

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Big interrupting cow.  
-Big interrupting cow who?  MOOOOOOO!

What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
-Your teeth.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Etch
-Ech Who? Bless You!

What falls in winter but never gets hurt
-The snow!

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.

What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes?
– Open toad sandals

Knock, knock.Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who?
-No, cows go MOO!

Still no toilet paper in the stores.
-They’re wiped out and you’re shit out of luck.

Being quarantined with a talkative child…
-is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder

Since we’re all in quarantine…
– I guess we’ll be making only inside jokes from now on.

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