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Funny jokes in 2021

Today hair dye is on your shopping list as an essential?
-it is no longer a luxury.

What did the cake say to the ice cream?
-you are really cool.

Knock, knock. ย Whoโ€™s there? ย Big interrupting cow. ย 
-Big interrupting cow who? ย MOOOOOOO!

Whatโ€™s the best thing to put into a pie?
-Your teeth.

When you turn 40?
-you start appreciating the music in the elevator.

Today is the oldest you have been and the youngest you wil ever be.
Make the most of it.

What room doesnโ€™t have doors?
-A mushroom.

What’s a cat’s favorite color?
– Purr-ple!

Knock, knock.Whoโ€™s there? Cows go. Cows go who?
-No, cows go MOO!

Whatโ€™s a frogโ€™s favorite type of shoes?
– Open toad sandals

What falls in winter but never gets hurt
-The snow!

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.

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