Funny jokes in 2021

Today hair dye is on your shopping list as an essential?
-it is no longer a luxury.

What did the cake say to the ice cream?
-you are really cool.

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Big interrupting cow.  
-Big interrupting cow who?  MOOOOOOO!

What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
-Your teeth.

y drug test came back negative.
-My dealer sure has some explaining to do.

Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
-because they are always popping.

When you turn 40?
-you start appreciating the music in the elevator.

Today is the oldest you have been and the youngest you wil ever be.
Make the most of it.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
-Sneakers!

What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes?
– Open toad sandals

What falls in winter but never gets hurt
-The snow!

What room doesn’t have doors?
-A mushroom.

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