Funny jokes in 2021

What did the cake say to the ice cream?
-you are really cool.

Today hair dye is on your shopping list as an essential?
-it is no longer a luxury.

Today is the oldest you have been and the youngest you wil ever be.
Make the most of it.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
-Sneakers!

What room doesn’t have doors?
-A mushroom.

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Big interrupting cow.  
-Big interrupting cow who?  MOOOOOOO!

What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
-Your teeth.

When you turn 40?
-you start appreciating the music in the elevator.

What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes?
– Open toad sandals

What falls in winter but never gets hurt
-The snow!

Knock, knock.Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who?
-No, cows go MOO!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
-In case they got a hole in one.