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Today hair dye is on your shopping list as an essential?
-it is no longer a luxury.
What did the cake say to the ice cream?
-you are really cool.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Big interrupting cow.
-Big interrupting cow who? MOOOOOOO!
What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.
What falls in winter but never gets hurt
Today is the oldest you have been and the youngest you wil ever be.
Make the most of it.
What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes?
– Open toad sandals
Knock, knock.Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who?
-No, cows go MOO!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
What room doesn’t have doors?
When you turn 40?
-you start appreciating the music in the elevator.